Mental Floss

There comes a time every year, springtime to be specific, when we open our windows to let in the fresh, clean air. At the same time, we...

If You Think It, It Is So

Okay, I have had enough of it. I am putting my foot down, even if that means altering the immutable laws of natural science. What am I...

Going Topless

I hope you’re sitting down because I have some shocking news for you: for now and the foreseeable future, I shall be going topless....

The First Snowfall

Right around this time of year, something profound happens. Like clockwork, Mother Nature shifts her calendar and treats us to the...

The History of the World (Part 7)

People are always asking me how long I have been a writer. This is one of the most difficult questions possible, and I shall attempt to...

Zippy Gets a Cold Sore

If you thought that I would be able to write something profound every single day, you are sadly mistaken. What did you expect, I would...